saddumbgirl: cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
Do not educate your child to be rich. Educate him to be happy so when he grows...– (via disimba)
evaunit: some fictional characters should be real and some real people should be fictional this is what i believe
tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
Touch my food, suffer the consequences.
sodamnrelatable: You’ve been warned.
inkys: if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline
me: you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no, but i've seen gifs
tara-ka-sha: Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”
When you're reading a book, and something...
dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love. this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
mom: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times
caraknightley: colorfulrussianfireworks: iVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND I FINALLY FOUND IT AND ITS CAUSING ME CHEST PAINS I FORGOT ABOUT THIS VIDEO UNTIL APPROXXIMATELY 3 MINUTES AGO AND IM LAUGHING OS HARD
mydogsnokes: jesus didn’t have to do homework
lordcaliborn: i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like no no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no
growlithed: i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle
hungarian: if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon